Man goes into a Pharmacy...

Lazy-Ferret · 08-07-2015, 22:10

A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist for a packet of Condoms.

The pharmacist takes a packet off the shelf and says, "Here you go, do you need a bag?"

The man replies, "How dare you! She's very pretty actually"

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:25

A man goes into a Swedish chemist shop and asks the pharmacist for some deodorant.

The pharmacist asks, "Ball or aerosol?"

The man replies, "Neither I want it for my armpits!"

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:26

a man walks into a bar...................

ouch!!!!

yep, it was an iron bar.......................

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:27

Man walks into a bar ......................................

yum

yep it was a sandwich bar.

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:28

A sandwich walks into a bar

barman:" Sorry we don't serve food"

emjaybee · 08-07-2015, 23:33

A man walks into a bar and says

"Will you lot stop cluttering up this bar and move your damn four by fours"

08-07-2015, 22:10	#1
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Man goes into a Pharmacy... A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist for a packet of Condoms. The pharmacist takes a packet off the shelf and says, "Here you go, do you need a bag?" The man replies, "How dare you! She's very pretty actually"

08-07-2015, 23:25	#2
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	A man goes into a Swedish chemist shop and asks the pharmacist for some deodorant. The pharmacist asks, "Ball or aerosol?" The man replies, "Neither I want it for my armpits!"

08-07-2015, 23:26	#3
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	a man walks into a bar................... ouch!!!! yep, it was an iron bar.......................

08-07-2015, 23:27	#4
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	Man walks into a bar ...................................... yum yep it was a sandwich bar.

08-07-2015, 23:28	#5
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	A sandwich walks into a bar barman:" Sorry we don't serve food"

08-07-2015, 23:33	#6
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	A man walks into a bar and says "Will you lot stop cluttering up this bar and move your damn four by fours"