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briggie · 06-01-2015, 18:56

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

don simon · 06-01-2015, 19:26

Banshee · 06-01-2015, 20:39

Hahahaha I enjoyed that

firebobby · 07-01-2015, 13:43

Very good

panelbeater · 07-01-2015, 17:45

being as we are at school.
teacher comes into the classroom and someone had drawn a penis and balls on the board.teacher promptly wipes it off and says nothing.
next day a bigger drawing is on the board,teacher wipes it off again.
the same happened till the end of the week with a bigger drawing but under the drawing was written,the more you rub it the bigger it gets.

terrano bob · 07-01-2015, 19:13

06-01-2015, 18:56	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	exam A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

06-01-2015, 20:39	#3
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firebobby Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: South Bucks Vehicle: Terrano 3.0 SVE 2005 Posts: 3,499	Very good

07-01-2015, 17:45	#5
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	being as we are at school. teacher comes into the classroom and someone had drawn a penis and balls on the board.teacher promptly wipes it off and says nothing. next day a bigger drawing is on the board,teacher wipes it off again. the same happened till the end of the week with a bigger drawing but under the drawing was written,the more you rub it the bigger it gets.

07-01-2015, 19:13	#6
terrano bob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: north west Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7tdi Posts: 1,015