Sunday morning quiz, how sharp are you?

rustic · 06-07-2014, 08:47

To test your mental acuity, answer the following questions

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”

10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one.

Most are obvious, if some are not answered correctly, I will post them later on..
Rustic

jims-terrano · 06-07-2014, 08:55

You missed the one about the 19 year old terrano and wax oil

rustic · 06-07-2014, 09:16

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Originally Posted by jims-terrano

You missed the one about the 19 year old terrano and wax oil

Yes but that's not a joke, and I never joke about it...

Just mention it at every possible opportunity...

Remember.... I didn't bring it up this time though...

rustic · 06-07-2014, 09:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by jims-terrano

You missed the one about the 19 year old terrano and wax oil

But here is a joke...

What is just over 19 years old, covered in waxoyl?

Ryan, when he undersealed his old "96 Terrano" ...

jonela · 06-07-2014, 11:35

This is very good ,it took me a bit of time but got them all in the end

I think the hardest are the Butchers Clark and Billie's birthday

Good one Rustic

rustic · 06-07-2014, 11:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonela

This is very good ,it took me a bit of time but got them all in the end

:
I think the hardest are the Butchers Clark and Billie's birthday

Good one Rustic

I still get stuck on No.1 Name of next child...

And I know the answer

Sometimes you don't listen to what you read..

You make assumptions, sometimes missing the obvious.

A lesson in life in general..

kitchenman · 06-07-2014, 14:27

Johhny
Meat
Mt Everest
None
Incorrectly
Lives south of equator
You neet a camera
2nd
Neither
One

06-07-2014, 08:47	#1
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Sunday morning quiz, how sharp are you? To test your mental acuity, answer the following questions 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? 2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? 6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible? 7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? 8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?” 10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one. Most are obvious, if some are not answered correctly, I will post them later on.. Rustic __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

06-07-2014, 08:55	#2
jims-terrano Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 12,965	You missed the one about the 19 year old terrano and wax oil

06-07-2014, 11:35	#5
jonela Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Chateaunef du Faou, France Vehicle: 2000 LWB SE+ Posts: 906	This is very good ,it took me a bit of time but got them all in the end I think the hardest are the Butchers Clark and Billie's birthday Good one Rustic

06-07-2014, 14:27	#7
kitchenman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Essex Wescliff Vehicle: maverick 1994 2.7 TD Posts: 1,278	Johhny Meat Mt Everest None Incorrectly Lives south of equator You neet a camera 2nd Neither One