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25-03-2014, 09:11 | #1 |
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If you think you have problems with your operating system and software, read this.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In Addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0 Rugby 4.3 and cricket 3.0 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 (or Pointing Things Out 5.3 ) to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command: c:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0 If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1 . WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly 1.0 Caution: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7 Good Luck, Tech Support.
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25-03-2014, 09:15 | #2 |
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25-03-2014, 09:21 | #3 |
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28-03-2014, 00:28 | #5 |
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