joke time

briggie · 30-07-2013, 19:57

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the conker tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the conker tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

96terrano · 30-07-2013, 20:02

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Originally Posted by briggie

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the conker tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the conker tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

judd750 · 30-07-2013, 20:10

it was better when you went AWOL !

briggie · 30-07-2013, 20:13

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Originally Posted by judd750

it was better when you went AWOL !

according to virgin , my tinternet gets switched off after tomorrow at this house

zippy656 · 30-07-2013, 20:17

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Originally Posted by judd750

it was better when you went AWOL !

lol

30-07-2013, 19:57	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	joke time A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the conker tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the conker tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

30-07-2013, 20:10	#3
judd750 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: west yorkshire Vehicle: 1998,1999, 2000, 2.7TDi Posts: 626	it was better when you went AWOL !