briggie joke

briggie · 25-07-2013, 06:49

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for £20 to buy meat.

"Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This £20 note is mine. The one in the mirror is yours. Get it?" The wife nods. The next day, the husband returns home to find a freezer full of meat. Angry, he asks his wife about it. She pulls him over to the mirror and lifts up her skirt.

"See the one in the mirror? That's yours. This one is the butcher's."

bry · 25-07-2013, 13:17

So she got some sausage.

25-07-2013, 06:49	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	briggie joke One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for £20 to buy meat. "Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This £20 note is mine. The one in the mirror is yours. Get it?" The wife nods. The next day, the husband returns home to find a freezer full of meat. Angry, he asks his wife about it. She pulls him over to the mirror and lifts up her skirt. "See the one in the mirror? That's yours. This one is the butcher's."

25-07-2013, 13:17	#2
bry Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: South Yorkshire.. Vehicle: Nissan Terrano MK 2 SE Posts: 1,757	So she got some sausage.