commotion

briggie · 18-07-2013, 22:37

There was a bit of a commotion at tescos this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of pork pies and pasties, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my MP about my human rights I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she meant my credit card.

They have told me to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us older people a little clearer!

96terrano · 18-07-2013, 23:14

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Originally Posted by briggie

There was a bit of a commotion at tescos this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of pork pies and pasties, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my MP about my human rights I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she meant my credit card.

They have told me to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us older people a little clearer!

Aye briggie, you made the news

18-07-2013, 22:37	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	commotion There was a bit of a commotion at tescos this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of pork pies and pasties, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my MP about my human rights I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she meant my credit card. They have told me to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us older people a little clearer!