donations for parliament

briggie · 24-08-2012, 17:19

DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 outside London and nothing is moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom! Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

"Roughly a gallon."

Lazy-Ferret · 24-08-2012, 17:48

Count me in... I'll gladly give 2 gallon.

melissachels · 24-08-2012, 20:50

i'd go n buy some just for that & mr says he'd empty his tank!

solarman216 · 24-08-2012, 23:45

I have 100 gallons available for a job like this, and would gladly give it free, but we are just wishing, but who knows sometimes wishes come true, Rick

96terrano · 25-08-2012, 00:10

I'd give my fuel tank

supergnome · 25-08-2012, 07:56

And the bad news for us all is when you get rid of one lot of lying cheating scumbags there's always a queue of people waiting to take their place. Better the scum you know that etc. David. That's me for the tower!

24-08-2012, 17:19	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	donations for parliament DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 outside London and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom! Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. "Roughly a gallon."

24-08-2012, 23:45	#4
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,432	I have 100 gallons available for a job like this, and would gladly give it free, but we are just wishing, but who knows sometimes wishes come true, Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

24-08-2012, 17:48	#2
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Count me in... I'll gladly give 2 gallon.

24-08-2012, 20:50	#3
melissachels Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Near Armagh, Northern Ireland Vehicle: half of a T2 2.7td swb Posts: 1,216	i'd go n buy some just for that & mr says he'd empty his tank!

25-08-2012, 00:10	#5
96terrano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB Posts: 8,024	I'd give my fuel tank

25-08-2012, 07:56	#6
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	And the bad news for us all is when you get rid of one lot of lying cheating scumbags there's always a queue of people waiting to take their place. Better the scum you know that etc. David. That's me for the tower!