briggie joke

briggie · 25-04-2012, 21:23

Did you hear about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman draped over his shoulder and told everyone he had come as a tortoise?
When asked who was the woman on his back, he replied, "that's Michelle."

briggie · 25-04-2012, 21:42

Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat had to stop at the mouth of the river. A woman passenger demanded to know the cause of the delay. "Can't see up the river," the harassed captain replied. "Fog's too thick."
"But I can see the stars overhead," the woman said.
"Yes," the captain growled, "but unless the boilers explode, we're not going that way."

solarman216 · 25-04-2012, 22:03

Keep em coming mate, Rick

25-04-2012, 21:23	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	briggie joke Did you hear about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman draped over his shoulder and told everyone he had come as a tortoise? When asked who was the woman on his back, he replied, "that's Michelle."

25-04-2012, 21:42	#2
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat had to stop at the mouth of the river. A woman passenger demanded to know the cause of the delay. "Can't see up the river," the harassed captain replied. "Fog's too thick." "But I can see the stars overhead," the woman said. "Yes," the captain growled, "but unless the boilers explode, we're not going that way."

25-04-2012, 22:03	#3
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,431	Keep em coming mate, Rick