briggie joke time

briggie · 30-09-2011, 09:21

A refuse collector , is driving along astreet picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in thespirit of kindness, and after having a quick look

about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder
Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door. "Harro prease!"says the Chinese man

"hello, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector
"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and triesagain. "No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, stillperplexed.
"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me.
Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin andwhispers in the collector's ear.

"I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"

30-09-2011, 09:21	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	briggie joke time A refuse collector , is driving along astreet picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in thespirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door. "Harro prease!"says the Chinese man "hello, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector "I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed. Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and triesagain. "No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?" "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, stillperplexed. "Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'" "OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin andwhispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"