A real woman

briggie · 05-07-2011, 20:52

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will
inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait... Sorry...... I'm thinking of whisky. It's whisky that does all that. Never mind.

solarman216 · 05-07-2011, 21:23

Agreed Pete, just don't tell Maggs,

Oh look my smilies have come back but I am now forced to log in every time even though I tick "remember me" bludy computers.

05-07-2011, 20:52	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	A real woman A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait... Sorry...... I'm thinking of whisky. It's whisky that does all that. Never mind.

05-07-2011, 21:23	#2
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,432	Agreed Pete, just don't tell Maggs, Oh look my smilies have come back but I am now forced to log in every time even though I tick "remember me" bludy computers.