They sent my Census form back!!

zippy656 · 09-05-2011, 21:29

They sent my mates Census form back!!

In answer to the question;
'Do you have any dependants?',
HI put;
...'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*'kin Eastern Europe!'
...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!

clivvy · 09-05-2011, 21:41

lol, awesome, thats kick ass mate!

rayf3262 · 09-05-2011, 22:00

Top answer

sp00k · 09-05-2011, 22:30

Thats bloody classic on that one

The Patrolman · 09-05-2011, 22:36

Our survey said:--

99%

MudLifeCrisis · 09-05-2011, 23:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippy656

They sent my mates Census form back!!

In answer to the question;
'Do you have any dependants?',
HI put;
...'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*'kin Eastern Europe!'
...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!

Just add the royal family and send it back ;O)

solarman216 · 10-05-2011, 00:28

They did not even send me one so I did not get the chance to enter stuff like that, but that is exactly the sort of answer I would have given, great stuff, I like it, I am now about to have a showdown with the council planers, I have just submitted a planing ap and on line for all to see they have included my phone number, what????? Rick

lacroupade · 10-05-2011, 09:33

I think Item 2 is a bit contentious with respect.......

(RIP) PLANK · 10-05-2011, 23:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by lacroupade

I think Item 2 is a bit contentious with respect.......

agreed

09-05-2011, 21:29	#1
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	They sent my Census form back!! They sent my mates Census form back!! In answer to the question; 'Do you have any dependants?', HI put; ...'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*'kin Eastern Europe!' ...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!

09-05-2011, 21:41	#2
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	lol, awesome, thats kick ass mate!

09-05-2011, 22:00	#3
rayf3262 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Norfolk, Poringland NR14 Vehicle: Terrano 3.0 SVE 2002 Posts: 1,549	Top answer

09-05-2011, 22:30	#4
sp00k Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bristol Vehicle: Terrano TDi 1999 Posts: 237	Thats bloody classic on that one

09-05-2011, 22:36	#5
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	Our survey said:-- 99%

10-05-2011, 00:28	#7
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,432	They did not even send me one so I did not get the chance to enter stuff like that, but that is exactly the sort of answer I would have given, great stuff, I like it, I am now about to have a showdown with the council planers, I have just submitted a planing ap and on line for all to see they have included my phone number, what????? Rick

10-05-2011, 09:33	#8
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	I think Item 2 is a bit contentious with respect.......