the history of swearing ( contains profanity obviously , be aware )

briggie · 09-03-2011, 11:09

The History of Swearing
Last Century's Great Moments in Swearing
1900

Shot by an anarchist while standing on a Brussels railway station, The Prince of Wales utters the immortal words, “**** it, I’ve taken a bullet."

1936

Music hall comedian Hector Thaxter becomes the first man to say “Arse” on the radio.

1947

After cutting food rations as part of a new economic drive, Chancellor Hugh Dalton is accosted by a beggar in the street who says, “You bloody bastard! What am I meant to do, eat shit?”

1957

Interviewed live on BBC News, a British teddy boy is asked his opinion of Bill Haley. He replies, “Haley? I wouldn't piss on him if he went up in flames. I’m an Elvis man meself.”

1965

Appearing on a late night live satire programme called BBC3, Kenneth Tynan becomes the first man to say “****” on TV. A national fit of apoplexy follows with one Tory MP suggesting that Tynan should hang!

1967

After watching an episode of "Till Death Us Do Part" that includes 44 uses of the word “BLOODY”, Mary Whitehouse fumes, “This is the end of civilisation as we know it”

1969

Buzz Aldrin becomes the first man to swear on the moon “Bloody hell,” he tells Neil Armstrong, “I’ve just taken a shit in my space suit”

1972

Oxford English Dictionary includes the words “****” and “CUNT” for the first time. The National Campaign for Real Swearing issues a statement which reads: “We’d be a bunch of lying ***** if we didn’t say that we were totally ******* delighted”

1974

Originating from the Australian “Nasty as ****”, the word NAFF is introduced to the British public via Ronnie Barker in Porridge. As in “Naff off Godber!” However the expression looses its appeal when Princess Anne starts using it.

1976

On tour in Hong Kong and unaware that he is miked up, The Duke of Edinburgh tells a photographer “**** off or I’ll have you shot.”

The moral majority get into a proper old lather after Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols appears on live TV and calls presenter Bill Grundy “A ******* rotter”.

1979

A Bar steward at a Conservative Club in Middlesex is sacked after greeting a club member with the words, “All right, you ******* old bastard, we haven't seen you for ******* ages!” He is later ruled to have been unfairly dismissed on the grounds that his words “were just a form of greeting”.

1982

British Leyland workers begin their so-called swearing strike after one of the top brass describes them as, “****ing bastards and ******* working-class pigs”.

1983

Jools Holland lets slip with the phrase “Groovy ****ers” on a live broadcast of The Tube and is suspended for six weeks.

A Pakistani umpire calls Mike Gatting “a ******* cheating bastard” during a Test Match.

1990

Female golfer Muffin Spencer-Devlin is banned from a top ladies tournament after calling officials, “A ******* bunch of incontinent ****ers!”.

1991

Rev. Ian Gregory, secretary of The Polite Society, proposes that existing swear-words are banished and replaced with “nice words like 'breadstick' and 'cotton socks'”. A spokesman for The National Campaign for Real Swearing responds by saying “The good reverend can go and **** himself!”.

1993

Pete Sampras, the world’s top male tennis player, shouts at the Wimbledon crowd, “Thank you very much, you mother ****ers!”

A Briton in Saudi Arabia is sentenced to 40 lashes after telling a member of his staff to, “Stuff it up your fat arse you old ****er”.

Boston grunge band, The Anal *****, release their first single.

1995

Annoyed at the constant chattering of children during a performance of “Macbeth” at a Manchester theatre, actor Paul Higgins strides to the front of the stage and bellows, “Shut the **** up or I’ll rip your ******* heads off!”

1996

Students hackers tinker with the digital storage system at Britain's first talking bus stop in Leeds, with the result that a queue of passengers expecting a recorded timetable are greeted with the words, “**** off and walk you lazy bastards”.

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briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	the history of swearing ( contains profanity obviously , be aware ) The History of Swearing Last Century's Great Moments in Swearing 1900 Shot by an anarchist while standing on a Brussels railway station, The Prince of Wales utters the immortal words, “** it, I’ve taken a bullet." 1936 Music hall comedian Hector Thaxter becomes the first man to say “Arse” on the radio. 1947 After cutting food rations as part of a new economic drive, Chancellor Hugh Dalton is accosted by a beggar in the street who says, “You bloody bastard! What am I meant to do, eat shit?” 1957 Interviewed live on BBC News, a British teddy boy is asked his opinion of Bill Haley. He replies, “Haley? I wouldn't piss on him if he went up in flames. I’m an Elvis man meself.” 1965 Appearing on a late night live satire programme called BBC3, Kenneth Tynan becomes the first man to say “” on TV. A national fit of apoplexy follows with one Tory MP suggesting that Tynan should hang! 1967 After watching an episode of "Till Death Us Do Part" that includes 44 uses of the word “BLOODY”, Mary Whitehouse fumes, “This is the end of civilisation as we know it” 1969 Buzz Aldrin becomes the first man to swear on the moon “Bloody hell,” he tells Neil Armstrong, “I’ve just taken a shit in my space suit” 1972 Oxford English Dictionary includes the words “” and “CUNT” for the first time. The National Campaign for Real Swearing issues a statement which reads: “We’d be a bunch of lying * if we didn’t say that we were totally *** delighted” 1974 Originating from the Australian “Nasty as ”, the word NAFF is introduced to the British public via Ronnie Barker in Porridge. As in “Naff off Godber!” However the expression looses its appeal when Princess Anne starts using it. 1976 On tour in Hong Kong and unaware that he is miked up, The Duke of Edinburgh tells a photographer “ off or I’ll have you shot.” The moral majority get into a proper old lather after Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols appears on live TV and calls presenter Bill Grundy “A *** rotter”. 1979 A Bar steward at a Conservative Club in Middlesex is sacked after greeting a club member with the words, “All right, you *** old bastard, we haven't seen you for *** ages!” He is later ruled to have been unfairly dismissed on the grounds that his words “were just a form of greeting”. 1982 British Leyland workers begin their so-called swearing strike after one of the top brass describes them as, “ing bastards and *** working-class pigs”. 1983 Jools Holland lets slip with the phrase “Groovy ers” on a live broadcast of The Tube and is suspended for six weeks. A Pakistani umpire calls Mike Gatting “a *** cheating bastard” during a Test Match. 1990 Female golfer Muffin Spencer-Devlin is banned from a top ladies tournament after calling officials, “A *** bunch of incontinent ers!”. 1991 Rev. Ian Gregory, secretary of The Polite Society, proposes that existing swear-words are banished and replaced with “nice words like 'breadstick' and 'cotton socks'”. A spokesman for The National Campaign for Real Swearing responds by saying “The good reverend can go and himself!”. 1993 Pete Sampras, the world’s top male tennis player, shouts at the Wimbledon crowd, “Thank you very much, you mother ers!” A Briton in Saudi Arabia is sentenced to 40 lashes after telling a member of his staff to, “Stuff it up your fat arse you old er”. Boston grunge band, The Anal *, release their first single. 1995 Annoyed at the constant chattering of children during a performance of “Macbeth” at a Manchester theatre, actor Paul Higgins strides to the front of the stage and bellows, “Shut the up or I’ll rip your *** heads off!” 1996 Students hackers tinker with the digital storage system at Britain's first talking bus stop in Leeds, with the result that a queue of passengers expecting a recorded timetable are greeted with the words, “** off and walk you lazy bastards”.