water shortage

briggie · 25-12-2010, 23:22

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced

they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

Liam · 25-12-2010, 23:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced

they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

That's right. And if the bad weather continues, there may be further lane closures.

briggie · 25-12-2010, 23:52

irelands worst ever air disaster occured in the early hours of this morning when a 2 seater cesna light aircraft crashed into a cemetary , irish police have discovered 256 bodies so far , but they expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night

Liam · 26-12-2010, 13:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

irelands worst ever air disaster occured in the early hours of this morning when a 2 seater cesna light aircraft crashed into a cemetary , irish police have discovered 256 bodies so far , but they expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night

Guess who got a book of Irish jokes for Christmas

lacroupade · 26-12-2010, 16:57

A Yorkshireman entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.....

Dear Mum and Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend.
I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends.
They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could
ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed
gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than
three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter
Aimee

p.s: Dad, it's not true..... I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house.
I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
YORKSHIRE GETTING F****** BEAT AT CRICKET AGAIN.

briggie · 26-12-2010, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by lacroupade

A Yorkshireman entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.....

Dear Mum and Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend.
I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends.
They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could
ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed
gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than
three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter
Aimee

p.s: Dad, it's not true..... I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house.
I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
YORKSHIRE GETTING F****** BEAT AT CRICKET AGAIN.

dont get me started on welsh jokes

Terranical · 26-12-2010, 19:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by lacroupade

A Yorkshireman entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.....

Dear Mum and Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend.
I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends.
They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could
ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed
gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than
three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter
Aimee

p.s: Dad, it's not true..... I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house.
I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
YORKSHIRE GETTING F****** BEAT AT CRICKET AGAIN.

Brilliant!

25-12-2010, 23:22	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	water shortage Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

25-12-2010, 23:52	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	irelands worst ever air disaster occured in the early hours of this morning when a 2 seater cesna light aircraft crashed into a cemetary , irish police have discovered 256 bodies so far , but they expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night

26-12-2010, 16:57	#5
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	A Yorkshireman entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands..... Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it. Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren. Your loving daughter Aimee p.s: Dad, it's not true..... I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than YORKSHIRE GETTING F****** BEAT AT CRICKET AGAIN.