a christmass story

briggie · 19-12-2010, 22:18

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was p*ssed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a**holes from the hmrc sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little sh*ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made tons of yo yo's--No one wants them,
They want computers and robots...Hell I'm not IBM!

Fly through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's No Christmas this year - now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde - I'm going SOUTH for the season .

19-12-2010, 22:18	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	a christmass story A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pssed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those aholes from the hmrc sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shts I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made tons of yo yo's--No one wants them, They want computers and robots...Hell I'm not IBM! Fly through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's No Christmas this year - now you know the reason, I found me a blonde - I'm going SOUTH for the season .