worst ever joke competition

briggie · 12-09-2010, 22:11

the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me

so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin

kbekl · 12-09-2010, 22:12

what do you call a fly with no wings ????

a walk

briggie · 12-09-2010, 22:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by kbekl

what do you call a fly with no wings ????

a walk

lol thats the idea

JimmyJaffa · 12-09-2010, 22:12

Why did the Irish man sell he's tv? to buy a video.

11redrex · 12-09-2010, 22:15

what do you call a fish with no eyes ?

a fsh.

Adz · 12-09-2010, 22:19

Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?

Cos he is an x-boxer

briggie · 12-09-2010, 22:16

2 oranges rolling down a hill , one stopped because it had run out of juice

kbekl · 12-09-2010, 22:20

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof ??

a watchdog

patbhoy · 12-09-2010, 22:34

I've just downloaded the koran, would you like me to burn you a copy.

Terranical · 12-09-2010, 22:40

What do you call a blind deer - no eyed deer! (No idea)

MudLifeCrisis · 12-09-2010, 23:26

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Originally Posted by Terranical

What do you call a blind deer - no eyed deer! (No idea)

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea. ;O)

briggie · 12-09-2010, 22:42

where do you find a dog with no legs ? ...... where you left it

patbhoy · 13-09-2010, 09:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me

so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin

You wont be having to spend any money Pete, there aint many of us can tells jokes as bad as yours

macabethiel · 13-09-2010, 10:18

Why did the Pillarbox ?

Its saw the garden fencing !

Reames · 13-09-2010, 16:14

A man goes to the doctors and says "I've got a cricket ball stuck in my bum."

"Hows that!" replied the doctor.

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briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	worst ever joke competition the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin

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macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,416	more jokes Why did the Pillarbox ? Its saw the garden fencing !

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