offensive joke number 2

briggie · 25-01-2017, 11:55

A Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse. 🐴
"I want a female horth." He said to a dealer, who shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth, Can I thee her eythe?". The dealer picks him up and shows him its eyes. 👀
"Nithe eyeth, Can I thee her teeth?" He lifts the dwarf up and shows him her teeth. 😬
"Nithe teeth, Can I thee her twot?". So the dealer lifts him up and shoves his head up the mares vagina and pulls him out a few seconds later. 😱
"I'll reefwaze that, Can I thee her wun awound?" ..

emjaybee · 25-01-2017, 12:04

Oo, oo, I think I may have just wet myself.

Monaro Pete · 25-01-2017, 16:53

johnb5177 · 25-01-2017, 17:32

Hellfire thats a cracker.......

25-01-2017, 11:55	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	offensive joke number 2 A Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse. 🐴 "I want a female horth." He said to a dealer, who shows him a mare. "Nithe horth, Can I thee her eythe?". The dealer picks him up and shows him its eyes. 👀 "Nithe eyeth, Can I thee her teeth?" He lifts the dwarf up and shows him her teeth. 😬 "Nithe teeth, Can I thee her twot?". So the dealer lifts him up and shoves his head up the mares vagina and pulls him out a few seconds later. 😱 "I'll reefwaze that, Can I thee her wun awound?" ..

25-01-2017, 12:04	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Oo, oo, I think I may have just wet myself.

25-01-2017, 16:53	#3
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995

25-01-2017, 17:32	#4
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	Hellfire thats a cracker.......