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10-01-2009, 15:24
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ASDA
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Asda with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Asda greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would shag you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda.'   tezzer |
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10-01-2009, 15:54
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wonderful!
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10-01-2009, 16:52
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was it karen matthews?, cos same sort of thought crossed my mine during her trial.
of course, alcohol...helps ugly people get laid.
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11-01-2009, 09:55
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Like it!!
 
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11-01-2009, 11:03
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theyre all gods creatures! everyone needs a lil lovin, thats why they invented strong beer and can buy glasses from Asda for two quid.
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