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27-07-2017, 11:19
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 Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
Posts: 1,536
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A moral tale!
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.
So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. Husband: What’s up? Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid. Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. You said: Please go change the baby; I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one. Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him! |
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27-07-2017, 12:09
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Welcome to Norwich, a fine city
Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 3.0 SVE Auto
Posts: 3,601
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27-07-2017, 13:23
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Senior Member
 Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: clacton on sea essex
Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi
Posts: 1,638
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