oral sex therapy

briggie · 29-07-2017, 19:18

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

emjaybee · 29-07-2017, 19:33

rustic · 30-07-2017, 08:50

My wife once said, as an alternative, we should try oral sex, I was really excited, until I realised her understanding of "oral" sex was just talking about it..

panelbeater · 30-07-2017, 16:42

rustic almost as good as the joke.

gtmark · 03-08-2017, 17:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustic

My wife once said, as an alternative, we should try oral sex, I was really excited, until I realised her understanding of "oral" sex was just talking about it..

Thats it, im done

Monaro Pete · 01-08-2017, 19:23

29-07-2017, 19:18	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	oral sex therapy A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

30-07-2017, 08:50	#3
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	My wife once said, as an alternative, we should try oral sex, I was really excited, until I realised her understanding of "oral" sex was just talking about it.. __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

29-07-2017, 19:33	#2
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30-07-2017, 16:42	#4
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,637	rustic almost as good as the joke.

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