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Old 30-09-2010, 21:37   #1
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Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.
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Old 30-09-2010, 21:42   #2
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That's my joke!!

That's my only joke!!!

and that's no joke!!

Only joking!
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Old 30-09-2010, 21:51   #3
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youre joke?

youre having a laugh.
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Old 30-09-2010, 22:12   #4
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youre joke?

youre having a laugh.
OK! a variation on my joke
A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )
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OK! a variation on my joke
A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )
the old ones are always the old ones
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i like:

" a man walks in to a bar and says 'ow, who put that bar there? that really hurt!' "
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Old 01-10-2010, 07:53   #7
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OK! a variation on my joke
A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )
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i like:

" a man walks in to a bar and says 'ow, who put that bar there? that really hurt!' "
surley this is in the wrong forum and should be in
worst ever joke competition
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