a short story

briggie · 11-08-2010, 00:09

Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl "Will you marry me?" .. The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after. She went shopping, drank vodka with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags, stayed skinny and was never farted upon. The End.

tezzer · 11-08-2010, 00:23

i think you need help pete,lol have you ever thought of writing a book?

briggie · 11-08-2010, 00:26

dont laugh , but i have wrote many poems , but i never post them or send them to anyone, because poetry to me is a way of expressing emotions at a particular time in words , and as such is deeply personal

clivvy · 11-08-2010, 07:50

i wrote a poem , goes liek this:

FFS it broke again
FFS ill fix it misen
i bought a banger
its a real haranger
why me I cry
so hard i try
to fix my banger
with my trusty spanner.

11-08-2010, 00:09	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	a short story Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl "Will you marry me?" .. The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after. She went shopping, drank vodka with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags, stayed skinny and was never farted upon. The End.

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11-08-2010, 00:23	#2
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	i think you need help pete,lol have you ever thought of writing a book?

11-08-2010, 00:26	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	dont laugh , but i have wrote many poems , but i never post them or send them to anyone, because poetry to me is a way of expressing emotions at a particular time in words , and as such is deeply personal

11-08-2010, 07:50	#4
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	i wrote a poem , goes liek this: FFS it broke again FFS ill fix it misen i bought a banger its a real haranger why me I cry so hard i try to fix my banger with my trusty spanner.