phone sex

MudLifeCrisis · 21-06-2010, 00:14

A woman was admitted to Hospital today after having phone sex.
Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokia's, 3 Motorola's and 1 Samsung,

No Siemen was found.

clivvy · 21-06-2010, 07:36

briggie · 21-06-2010, 08:37

i tried phone sex once , but got my willy stuck in the socket

patbhoy · 21-06-2010, 11:18

When a man talks dirty down the phone, he gets charged with sexual harrassement.
When a woman talks dirty down the phone, its £1.50 a minute.

21-06-2010, 00:14	#1
MudLifeCrisis Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: St Albans Herts Vehicle: 1997 Mav 2.7tdi lwb Posts: 1,377	phone sex A woman was admitted to Hospital today after having phone sex. Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokia's, 3 Motorola's and 1 Samsung, No Siemen was found.

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21-06-2010, 07:36	#2
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947

21-06-2010, 08:37	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	i tried phone sex once , but got my willy stuck in the socket

21-06-2010, 11:18	#4
patbhoy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bridge of Weir, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Patrol GR SE 2.8TD Posts: 526	When a man talks dirty down the phone, he gets charged with sexual harrassement. When a woman talks dirty down the phone, its £1.50 a minute.