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Old 19-05-2010, 13:18   #1
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To kill crabs, turn them on their backs, with their eyes facing you. Drive a skewer or long thin bladed knife between the eyes into the centre of the crab. Then lift the tail flap drive a skewer through the underside of the crab. When the crab is dead it will go limp. Alternatively you could just get some cream from the doctor.
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To kill crabs, turn them on their backs, with their eyes facing you. Drive a skewer or long thin bladed knife between the eyes into the centre of the crab. Then lift the tail flap drive a skewer through the underside of the crab. When the crab is dead it will go limp. Alternatively you could just get some cream from the doctor.
My eyes are watering....
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