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23-04-2010, 12:08
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Senior Member
 Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
Posts: 10,473
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first christmass joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols..." |
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23-04-2010, 13:53
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Bridge of Weir, Scotland
Vehicle: Nissan Patrol GR SE 2.8TD
Posts: 526
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Oh dear Pete, i had to blow the dust off that one, its nearly as old as you
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