gordon brown

briggie · 02-04-2010, 23:11

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells
the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for
£5m or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come
back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5m to ship
him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the
deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.

The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

Deleted account DD · 03-04-2010, 17:48

I cant believe youve published such a distasteful joke about one of the few worthwhile politicians

briggie · 03-04-2010, 18:15

substitute gordon brown for anyone you dont like then ... simples

Deleted account DD · 03-04-2010, 18:44

So how does that negate the distasteful slur on the beliefs of christianity thats created by aligning a figure of dislike to a fundamental belief ?

02-04-2010, 23:11	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	gordon brown Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5m or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.' The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5m to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'. The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

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03-04-2010, 17:48	#2
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	I cant believe youve published such a distasteful joke about one of the few worthwhile politicians

03-04-2010, 18:15	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	substitute gordon brown for anyone you dont like then ... simples

03-04-2010, 18:44	#4
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	So how does that negate the distasteful slur on the beliefs of christianity thats created by aligning a figure of dislike to a fundamental belief ?