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Old 11-02-2010, 19:09   #1
Liam
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Default The Priest and the rooster

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church.One Sunday morning, before mass,he went to feed the birds and discovered that the
cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his
parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.

'No, no,'he said,'that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.

'No, no,'he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.

'No, no,'he said,'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY Cock?

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.
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