a dwarf and a horse

tezzer · 25-08-2009, 10:29

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm.
'What sort of horse?' said the owner.
'A female horth' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyeth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nithe eyeth.' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nithe Teeth.... Can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nithe eerth.' he says.
'Now...can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horse's fanny. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
'Perhaps I should weefwaze that... Can I see her wun awound?

lacroupade · 25-08-2009, 15:22

LMFAO!!!!

paulp · 25-08-2009, 15:58

HA HA HA LMFAO

I nearly choked on me cup of tea

paulp

Terranoman · 25-08-2009, 16:46

25-08-2009, 10:29	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	a dwarf and a horse A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. 'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm. 'What sort of horse?' said the owner. 'A female horth' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyeth?' So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nithe eyeth.' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. 'Nithe Teeth.... Can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nithe eerth.' he says. 'Now...can I see her twot?' With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horse's fanny. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that... Can I see her wun awound?

25-08-2009, 15:58	#3
paulp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: essex Vehicle: nissan mistral 27td Posts: 1,043	joke HA HA HA LMFAO I nearly choked on me cup of tea paulp

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25-08-2009, 15:22	#2
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	LMFAO!!!!

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