little johnnie

tezzer · 10-08-2009, 19:34

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie ."
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be ****ed if he needed glasses".

Adz · 10-08-2009, 19:46

paulp · 10-08-2009, 21:10

Some people would be appalled:

Not me , bloody funny

got any more?

paulp

tezzer · 10-08-2009, 21:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulp

Some people would be appalled:

Not me , bloody funny

got any more?

paulp

have a look at "getting by" post.

extreme-4x4 · 10-08-2009, 21:56

are you sure your not this infamus "little johnnie"

he makes me cry with laughter every time

tezzer · 10-08-2009, 22:09

who ever thinks these up is one clever sod,

10-08-2009, 19:34	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	little johnnie Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie ." Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be ****ed if he needed glasses".

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10-08-2009, 19:46	#2
Adz Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Roaming Nomad Vehicle: 1995 SWB Terrano Posts: 5,370

10-08-2009, 21:10	#3
paulp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: essex Vehicle: nissan mistral 27td Posts: 1,043	Some people would be appalled: Not me , bloody funny got any more? paulp

10-08-2009, 21:56	#5
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	are you sure your not this infamus "little johnnie" he makes me cry with laughter every time

10-08-2009, 22:09	#6
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	who ever thinks these up is one clever sod,