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26-06-2009, 18:54 | #1 |
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Whacko Jacko
All rumours of Michael Jackson dyingof a heart attack are unfounded!
He was seen in the childrens ward having a stroke though! |
26-06-2009, 19:07 | #2 |
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26-06-2009, 19:58 | #3 |
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He was a great showman and singer
R.I.P |
26-06-2009, 20:16 | #4 |
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After his death the US govermont released a press statment:
"On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!" |
26-06-2009, 20:29 | #5 |
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I thought you were going to say he was being made into a slide for a moment
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26-06-2009, 20:29 | #6 |
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No really it's a shame, i heard he'd just booked his summer holidays, him and Gary Glitter where going to Florida, they wanted to get away to Tampa with the kids.
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26-06-2009, 20:32 | #7 |
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Na, after the autopsy, they'll be cremating him and then recycling him into plastic bags
That way he'll still be white and a danger to kids |
26-06-2009, 20:36 | #8 |
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I think youre all being rotten as well as wrong.
Everyone knows his ashes are going to be put into an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him. |
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