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Old 18-05-2009, 21:40   #1
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Default The Elephant

The Elephant

An Elephant is drinking at a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant
ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across to the other riverbank.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a bit out of my trunk 20 years
ago."
"Wow, that’s some memory you’ve got!" says the giraffe.
"Yea," says the elephant. "I guess you could say I’ve got Turtle recall."


The Elephant

An Elephant is drinking at a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant
ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across to the other riverbank.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a bit out of my trunk 20 years
ago."
"Wow, that’s some memory you’ve got!" says the giraffe.
"Yea," says the elephant. "I guess you could say I’ve got Turtle recall."
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