run out of petrol

tezzer · 04-05-2009, 18:11

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father.. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.'
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
You'll love this!!!!!!!!!)....

The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

tezzer

JonathanM · 06-05-2009, 21:28

The wife ran out of petrol today but wouldn't fill the car up. She was worried about catching swine flu from Texaco.

I'll get my coat........................

lacroupade · 06-05-2009, 21:31

what happened to the little 'smiley' Tez? I was liking that!

tezzer · 06-05-2009, 22:31

what smiley is that mate? this one

tezzer

lacroupade · 06-05-2009, 22:36

oh no...can't see it! must be a browser glitch or something

04-05-2009, 18:11	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	run out of petrol A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father.. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.' He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?' You'll love this!!!!!!!!!).... The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.' tezzer

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06-05-2009, 21:28	#2
JonathanM Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Merseyside Posts: 1,048	The wife ran out of petrol today but wouldn't fill the car up. She was worried about catching swine flu from Texaco. I'll get my coat........................

06-05-2009, 21:31	#3
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	what happened to the little 'smiley' Tez? I was liking that!

06-05-2009, 22:31	#4
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	what smiley is that mate? this one tezzer

06-05-2009, 22:36	#5
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	oh no...can't see it! must be a browser glitch or something