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Old 01-05-2009, 20:46   #1
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Default Swine flu.......

I`ve just tried to phone the NHS Swine flu helpline but all i keep getting is crackling!
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Old 01-05-2009, 20:50   #2
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oh-my-god
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Old 01-05-2009, 20:51   #3
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What no apple sauce.
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Old 01-05-2009, 22:05   #4
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Save your bacon run for the hills.
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Old 01-05-2009, 22:57   #5
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These jokes about swine flu are making me "pig sick"...
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Old 01-05-2009, 23:27   #6
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whatever next

chicken pox
goose bumps

maybe a frog in the throat

and nature is good for you ???
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:22   #7
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maybe a frog in the throat
I didn't know you'd been to France? !!!!!!!!!!
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ive been feeling ill all



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeek!!
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come on!!! nasty thread, they are terrible sorry but they are
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Old 02-05-2009, 22:53   #10
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come on!!! nasty thread, they are terrible sorry but they are
why ?
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:34   #11
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I`ve just tried to phone the NHS Swine flu helpline but all i keep getting is crackling!
It could be worse, he could have said the first signs of swine flu are a load of red dots on the skin that become a rasher
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