Rude joke

briggie · 12-02-2017, 08:01

In an attempt to use sex to encourage me to do some jobs in and around the house, my wife walked up to me and said,”I’ll make you a deal… you go outside and cut the hedges, and I’ll shave my pussy.”
I replied, “Don’t be stupid. We can’t both use the hedge trimmer at once.”

panelbeater · 12-02-2017, 10:24

nice

emjaybee · 12-02-2017, 10:49

12-02-2017, 08:01	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	Rude joke In an attempt to use sex to encourage me to do some jobs in and around the house, my wife walked up to me and said,”I’ll make you a deal… you go outside and cut the hedges, and I’ll shave my pussy.” I replied, “Don’t be stupid. We can’t both use the hedge trimmer at once.”

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