Lunchtime.

emjaybee · 23-01-2017, 12:42

A guy is sitting on the edge of a tank at the sewage treatment works taking swipes at the revolving sprinkler.

A workmate walking past sees this and enquires as to what he's doing.

"It was hot, so I took my jacket off, but I dropped it and now it's caught on the sprinkler. I'm trying to get it."

His mate replies, "Blimey, you're not going to wear that ever again, surely?"

"Of course not" says the guy, taking another swipe at it.

"But my sandwiches are in the pocket"

macabethiel · 23-01-2017, 13:21

Nice one.

emjaybee · 23-01-2017, 14:11

No, not competition.

I am a mere disciple.

rustic · 23-01-2017, 15:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjaybee

No, not competition.
I am a mere disciple.

There have been so many Micky Mouse jokes recently,

so might as well add another..

If someone tries to assassinate President Trump
Will his body guards shout out "Donald Duck"

emjaybee · 23-01-2017, 15:26

I like it.

I'm hoping they won't actually tell him to duck at all.

johnb5177 · 23-01-2017, 15:31

I read a 'snippet' of news the other day......"Will he be impeached, before he is assasinated?"

23-01-2017, 12:42	#1
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Lunchtime. A guy is sitting on the edge of a tank at the sewage treatment works taking swipes at the revolving sprinkler. A workmate walking past sees this and enquires as to what he's doing. "It was hot, so I took my jacket off, but I dropped it and now it's caught on the sprinkler. I'm trying to get it." His mate replies, "Blimey, you're not going to wear that ever again, surely?" "Of course not" says the guy, taking another swipe at it. "But my sandwiches are in the pocket"

23-01-2017, 13:21	#2
macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,416	Competition for Briggie ! Nice one.

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23-01-2017, 14:11	#3
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	No, not competition. I am a mere disciple.

23-01-2017, 15:26	#5
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	I like it. I'm hoping they won't actually tell him to duck at all.

23-01-2017, 15:31	#6
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	I read a 'snippet' of news the other day......"Will he be impeached, before he is assasinated?"