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Old 01-12-2016, 09:34   #1
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Talking chuckle time

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice
of toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra," he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a
cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my
desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious
apple pie or maybe a chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.
I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.
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Old 01-12-2016, 09:36   #2
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And he's back !!!!

The champion is back in residence.

For the pretenders out there, THIS is a joke!

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Old 01-12-2016, 11:01   #3
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Old 01-12-2016, 21:56   #4
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I take my hat off to the master
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:48   #5
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Yes Top Man, Rick
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Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.
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We bow to you Sensei.......
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