Bad Joke !!! sorry

Thomas61 · 03-10-2016, 18:04

An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, 'Cuddles, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!'

'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl, 'There's fugging hundreds of them!'

Monaro Pete · 03-10-2016, 19:37

I bet she was orange, blonde & said shut urp a lot

emjaybee · 03-10-2016, 22:54

Bloke,that's the funniest F*****g joke I've heard in a long time.

My wife thought it was hilarious!!!

03-10-2016, 18:04	#1
Thomas61 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Hampshire Vehicle: Terrano but now Honda CRV Posts: 658	Bad Joke !!! sorry An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, 'Cuddles, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!' 'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl, 'There's fugging hundreds of them!'

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03-10-2016, 19:37	#2
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995	I bet she was orange, blonde & said shut urp a lot

03-10-2016, 22:54	#3
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Bloke,that's the funniest F*****g joke I've heard in a long time. My wife thought it was hilarious!!!