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13-01-2016, 07:56
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Location: North Lincolnshire
Vehicle: 05 Terrano 2.7 LWB
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Major Surgery...
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, shut them all up when he said: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable! |
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13-01-2016, 08:47
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
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13-01-2016, 09:23
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Join Date: May 2013
Location: South Yorkshire..
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano MK 2 SE
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Very good...
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13-01-2016, 17:45
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Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: South east
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