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08-01-2016, 21:46
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 Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Near Dundee, Scotland
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The pygmy and the elephant
Tarzan was wandering through the jungle one day, when he happened upon a freshly-killed elephant. Just as he was wondering what had happened, a truculent pygmy appeared . . . .'Bugger off, Tarzan!', he says, 'That's mine!'
Nonplussed, Tarzan takes a step backwards. 'YOU killed this??' 'Yep. I killed it with my club . . . . ' 'Bugger me!, says Tarzan. 'How big's your club . . . .?' 'Well, there's about forty of us' |
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