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Old 02-01-2016, 10:58   #1
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Red face best friends

Bill was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear a locked steel underwear so that she wouldn't cheat on him.
He locks the underwear and gives the key to his best friend Edward saying, , if I don't come back in 4 years, set her free".
Bill was only 30 minutes into his journey when he sees a cloud of dust behind him.
It was Edward running after him.
"What's wrong?" Bill asked.
Edward, still panting says, "You gave me the wrong key..
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