chuckle time

briggie · 19-11-2015, 21:42

A man walks into a Welsh pub, and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him...
"Where are you from..? You sound English boyo"
"I'm from just across the Severn" replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn then..?"
"I'm a taxidermist"
"What on earth is one of those then..?"
"I mount animals"
"It’s alright boys," shouts the barman.
"He's one of us..!"

emjaybee · 20-11-2015, 00:10

macabethiel · 20-11-2015, 06:02

Nice on Briggie

19-11-2015, 21:42	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	chuckle time A man walks into a Welsh pub, and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him... "Where are you from..? You sound English boyo" "I'm from just across the Severn" replies the man nervously. "What do you do, just across the Severn then..?" "I'm a taxidermist" "What on earth is one of those then..?" "I mount animals" "It’s alright boys," shouts the barman. "He's one of us..!"

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20-11-2015, 00:10	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536

20-11-2015, 06:02	#3
macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,416	Nice on Briggie