Man goes into a Pharmacy...

Lazy-Ferret · 08-07-2015, 22:10

A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist for a packet of Condoms.

The pharmacist takes a packet off the shelf and says, "Here you go, do you need a bag?"

The man replies, "How dare you! She's very pretty actually"

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:25

A man goes into a Swedish chemist shop and asks the pharmacist for some deodorant.

The pharmacist asks, "Ball or aerosol?"

The man replies, "Neither I want it for my armpits!"

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:26

a man walks into a bar...................

ouch!!!!

yep, it was an iron bar.......................

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:27

Man walks into a bar ......................................

yum

yep it was a sandwich bar.

The Patrolman · 08-07-2015, 23:28

A sandwich walks into a bar

barman:" Sorry we don't serve food"

emjaybee · 08-07-2015, 23:33

A man walks into a bar and says

"Will you lot stop cluttering up this bar and move your damn four by fours"

08-07-2015, 22:10	#1
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Man goes into a Pharmacy... A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist for a packet of Condoms. The pharmacist takes a packet off the shelf and says, "Here you go, do you need a bag?" The man replies, "How dare you! She's very pretty actually"

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

08-07-2015, 23:25	#2
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	A man goes into a Swedish chemist shop and asks the pharmacist for some deodorant. The pharmacist asks, "Ball or aerosol?" The man replies, "Neither I want it for my armpits!"

08-07-2015, 23:26	#3
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	a man walks into a bar................... ouch!!!! yep, it was an iron bar.......................

08-07-2015, 23:27	#4
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	Man walks into a bar ...................................... yum yep it was a sandwich bar.

08-07-2015, 23:28	#5
The Patrolman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redcar, Teesside Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll Posts: 2,122	A sandwich walks into a bar barman:" Sorry we don't serve food"

08-07-2015, 23:33	#6
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	A man walks into a bar and says "Will you lot stop cluttering up this bar and move your damn four by fours"