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Old 03-07-2015, 19:31   #1
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Dai, the Welsh shepherd decided that he wanted to start having driving lessons. On one occasion, the instructor said to him, 'Right Dai, I want you to make a U turn'. Dai replied, 'Make a Ewe turn? I'll make its eyes water'.
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Old 03-07-2015, 20:18   #2
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I don't get it.
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me neither, but then I am thick, Rick
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explain please, Rick
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ok ........ welsh ....... sheep ...... making a u turn ( ewe turn )
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ok ........ welsh ....... sheep ...... making a u turn ( ewe turn )
Still don't get it.
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Still don't get it.
me also ???????????????????????Rick
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Dai, the Welsh shepherd decided that he wanted to start having driving lessons. On one occasion, the instructor said to him, 'Right Dai, I want you to make a U turn'. Dai replied, 'Make a Ewe turn? I'll make its eyes water'.
Nice one ! (Can't work out if everyone else is just a bit dense or maybe they have never been in Young Farmers!!!)
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Nice one ! (Can't work out if everyone else is just a bit dense or maybe they have never been in Young Farmers!!!)
Some are being a bit dense, yes.
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Another clue:- Why do Welshman wear wellington boots? To tuck the sheeps back legs in
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Another clue:- Why do Welshman wear wellington boots? To tuck the sheeps back legs in
Why would they do that?
There's so much stupid on this thread.
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There's so much stupid on this thread.
best forget it, it is not nice, Rick
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