yorkshire briggie joke

briggie · 19-12-2014, 19:27

A couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire.

'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband.

"Tea pot said the wife." 'Nay Lass!'

"Tea towel." 'Nay Lass!'

"Toaster." 'Nay Lass!' he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.

"Oh I don't know" she said at long last "I give in"

'It's easy' he said. 'It's t'oven!'

terrano bob · 19-12-2014, 20:19

spinna · 19-12-2014, 20:45

rustic · 19-12-2014, 21:01

I'm sure some of Briggie's jokes are inspired by what happens at home... in particular, his kitchen.

Have a good one Pete, thanks for the jokes during the year.:thumb

Merry Christmas,
Richard (Rustic)

Ianinessex · 19-12-2014, 23:36

I didn't think a true Yorkshire Man would recognise an oven. Isn't it in the kitchen (domain of SWMBO)?

19-12-2014, 19:27	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	yorkshire briggie joke A couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire. 'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband. "Tea pot said the wife." 'Nay Lass!' "Tea towel." 'Nay Lass!' "Toaster." 'Nay Lass!' he said, drumming his fingers on the work top. "Oh I don't know" she said at long last "I give in" 'It's easy' he said. 'It's t'oven!'

19-12-2014, 21:01	#4
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	I'm sure some of Briggie's jokes are inspired by what happens at home... in particular, his kitchen. Have a good one Pete, thanks for the jokes during the year.:thumb Merry Christmas, Richard (Rustic) __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

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Ianinessex Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Leigh-on-Sea, Essex Vehicle: Patrol GR SE+ TD/A 2002 Posts: 207	I didn't think a true Yorkshire Man would recognise an oven. Isn't it in the kitchen (domain of SWMBO)?