joke time

briggie · 15-06-2014, 10:12

Two dogs are out for a walk.
One dog says to the other "Wait a minute. I will be right back."
He trots across the street and sniffs a lamp post for about a minute, then rejoins his friend.
"What was that all about?" the other dog asks.
"Just checking my messages."

rustic · 15-06-2014, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

Two dogs are out for a walk.
One dog says to the other "Wait a minute. I will be right back."
He trots across the street and sniffs a lamp post for about a minute, then rejoins his friend.
"What was that all about?" the other dog asks.
"Just checking my messages."

Or he could just be taking the p**s

Actually our cat does that after he has been in the cattery, he stops at various points around the garden, doing the same thing...

BlackratM25 · 15-06-2014, 18:46

Went to our local zoo the other day and in one of the cages was a piece of toast!!
The sign read 'Bread in captivity'

firebobby · 15-06-2014, 19:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackratM25

Went to our local zoo the other day and in one of the cages was a piece of toast!!
The sign read 'Bread in captivity'

15-06-2014, 10:12	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	joke time Two dogs are out for a walk. One dog says to the other "Wait a minute. I will be right back." He trots across the street and sniffs a lamp post for about a minute, then rejoins his friend. "What was that all about?" the other dog asks. "Just checking my messages."

15-06-2014, 18:46	#3
BlackratM25 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: South East Vehicle: Looking to own soon Posts: 4	Another for your entertainment Went to our local zoo the other day and in one of the cages was a piece of toast!! The sign read 'Bread in captivity'

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