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Old 02-03-2014, 01:26   #1
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Default Why would you want to shop at Waitrose?

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/10/2...ple-in-stores/


I went in there once, looked around, saw the prices of basic stuff, and walked out again.

But they did a nice range of cheeses...
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Pound shop here.Lol
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Pound shop here.Lol
What's the price of the stuff in there then?

They are now doing 2 for a pound on some lines...

Home Bargains is good for household materials, cleaning products and loo rolls etc.
Another one is BMG or something similar, they seem good too.

Wilkinsons (WILKO) used to be cheap, but slowly their prices have crept up.
There are still bargains to be found there, but you have to shop around.

"The Range" is another department store that has appeared from nowhere, a bit like Woollies used to be, before they "improved" it, and then went bust.


In the good old days, these markets were covered by stores like Woolworths, then Wilkinsons, and now there are dozens of cheap shops competing for a limited business.
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What's the price of the stuff in there then?


i`ll ask next time i go in
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Old 02-03-2014, 04:32   #5
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No chance, if you have to ask the price you can't afford it.
They will get security to chuck you out
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/10/2...ple-in-stores/


I went in there once, looked around, saw the prices of basic stuff, and walked out again.

But they did a nice range of cheeses...
What a brill site, some very funny stories .I like this tongue in cheek approach to the news,and if there's no news make it up!!
Here's another I found which tickled me for obvious reasons
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/0...t-in-case/:lol
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I like their MILF section better than ALDI
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That story is just "So Sevenoaks" they actually got a petition together to try and stop a Lidl being built here.

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That did make me laugh out loud.
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