We all remember Roy Rogers.

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Roy Rogers was captured by an enemy Indian war party. The chief proclaims "So you are the great cowboy, Roy Rogers. I will execute you in three days but before I do, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
Roy Rogers says "I'd like to speak to my horse"

The chief nods, and Trigger is brought before Roy Rogers, who whispers in Trigger's ear. Trigger then gallops off into the sunset and returns an hour later with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. The blonde enters Roy's tent and spends the night there.

Next morning the Indian chief admits he is impressed "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I am still going to kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

Roy Rogers again asks to speak to his horse. Trigger is brought before him and he again whispers in his ear. Trigger gallops across the plains and disappears over the horizon. That evening, to the chief's surprise, Trigger returns with a brunette even more beautiful than the blonde. She enters Roy's tent and spends the night with him.

The following morning the chief is again impressed "You are indeed a man of many talents, with a very clever horse, but tomorrow you die. What is your last request?" Roy Rogers says "I want to speak to my horse.................alone"
The chief is curious, but agrees, and Trigger is brought to Roy's tent.

Once they are alone, Roy Rogers grabs Trigger by both ears, looks him square in the eye, and says loudly "Listen very carefully you deaf old dumb ass horse......................



.............. For the last time........Bring posse!!!"

[Barrbeast]