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25-08-2013, 18:28
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parrot erection
A parrot swallows a Viagra tab.
His owner, disgusted,puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating. "why are you sweating?", he asks. The Parrot replies,"Do u know how ******* hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!?" |
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25-08-2013, 19:51
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 Oh Ryan, that is just disgusting!Taken me a few minutes to dry my eyes before posting! Stupid, but made me laugh! 
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25-08-2013, 19:57
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25-08-2013, 23:44
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Why did the pervert cross the road ?
I like the old one about why did the pervert cross the road ?
He could not get his Kn*b out of the chicken ! |
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26-08-2013, 10:29
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