another joke !!!!!!

briggie · 27-07-2013, 21:15

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice,then snap the vice handle off .
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

judd750 · 27-07-2013, 21:27

thought you where going AWOL ?

briggie · 27-07-2013, 21:29

I will be shortly ...... shall I go now ?

judd750 · 27-07-2013, 21:31

get your coat !

27-07-2013, 21:15	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	another joke !!!!!! One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice,then snap the vice handle off . Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

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27-07-2013, 21:27	#2
judd750 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: west yorkshire Vehicle: 1998,1999, 2000, 2.7TDi Posts: 626	thought you where going AWOL ?

27-07-2013, 21:29	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	I will be shortly ...... shall I go now ?

27-07-2013, 21:31	#4
judd750 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: west yorkshire Vehicle: 1998,1999, 2000, 2.7TDi Posts: 626	get your coat !