body damage

96terrano · 04-03-2013, 01:00

what's the worst things you've ever done to you're body? And I Dont mean drink, smokes ets

Me? Well I've:

Knackered 3 fingers with a viscouse fan 'nails don't grow now'

Fractured a toe

Slamed into a gate when I was 6 and still have a tiny lump on me head

Climed over a gate that wasn't attached to hinges and it nearly crushed my gentleman sausage

Fell down 15 stairs

Slammed myself into a wall when Scottish county dancing at school

And finally, was kicked by a horse

Anyone else stupid enough to beat that?

firebobby · 04-03-2013, 20:46

Ryan, sounds like you need to wear a crash helmet when you go out mate...and some body armour

Never broken anything although I did nearly loose a finger when a box of steel blank plates for saw blades fell against my hand and again when a storage heater slipped while I was helping to get it down stairs but that's all really

96terrano · 04-03-2013, 21:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by firebobby

Ryan, sounds like you need to wear a crash helmet when you go out mate...and some body armour

No denying that

briggie · 04-03-2013, 20:49

115 mph ( approx ) motorcycle crash at olivers mount race track nr scarborough ........ into a crash barrier and ended up halfway down the hillside after bouncing off a few dozen trees ....... a total of 7 months in hospital ....... ouch

96terrano · 04-03-2013, 21:01

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Originally Posted by briggie

115 mph ( approx ) motorcycle crash at olivers mount race track nr scarborough ........ into a crash barrier and ended up halfway down the hillside after bouncing off a few dozen trees ....... a total of 7 months in hospital ....... ouch

zippy656 · 04-03-2013, 21:13

Collor bone
left leg

Neither my fault

frosty · 04-03-2013, 21:16

Not done owt as bad as that even tho Ive fallen off my bike a couple of times, but have been accident prone around the house,

carrying a oil filled radiator outside and tripped over my chin hit one of the fins and pushed my bottom 5 teeth and gum to the back of my mouth.

Carrying a sheet of glass about 4ft sq caught it on the floor and it cracked in half and slashed my wrist, had some explaining to do at A&E that day

And saved the best til last cutting a tree down fell out of it and broke 5 ribs.

Just hope that's my last 3.

rustic · 04-03-2013, 21:22

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Originally Posted by frosty

carrying a oil filled radiator outside and tripped over my chin...

WOW! must be one hell of a chin... do you have any pics

frosty · 04-03-2013, 22:04

Oops that didn't come out right, i meant to write tripped over and my chin hit the rad when the rad hit the floor

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04-03-2013, 01:00	#1
96terrano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB Posts: 8,024	body damage what's the worst things you've ever done to you're body? And I Dont mean drink, smokes ets Me? Well I've: Knackered 3 fingers with a viscouse fan 'nails don't grow now' Fractured a toe Slamed into a gate when I was 6 and still have a tiny lump on me head Climed over a gate that wasn't attached to hinges and it nearly crushed my gentleman sausage Fell down 15 stairs Slammed myself into a wall when Scottish county dancing at school And finally, was kicked by a horse Anyone else stupid enough to beat that?

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04-03-2013, 20:46	#2
firebobby Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: South Bucks Vehicle: Terrano 3.0 SVE 2005 Posts: 3,499	Ryan, sounds like you need to wear a crash helmet when you go out mate...and some body armour Never broken anything although I did nearly loose a finger when a box of steel blank plates for saw blades fell against my hand and again when a storage heater slipped while I was helping to get it down stairs but that's all really

04-03-2013, 20:49	#4
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	115 mph ( approx ) motorcycle crash at olivers mount race track nr scarborough ........ into a crash barrier and ended up halfway down the hillside after bouncing off a few dozen trees ....... a total of 7 months in hospital ....... ouch

04-03-2013, 21:13	#6
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	Collor bone left leg Neither my fault

04-03-2013, 21:16	#7
frosty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Yorkshire Vehicle: 98 Ford Maverick 2.7 tdi Posts: 204	Not done owt as bad as that even tho Ive fallen off my bike a couple of times, but have been accident prone around the house, carrying a oil filled radiator outside and tripped over my chin hit one of the fins and pushed my bottom 5 teeth and gum to the back of my mouth. Carrying a sheet of glass about 4ft sq caught it on the floor and it cracked in half and slashed my wrist, had some explaining to do at A&E that day And saved the best til last cutting a tree down fell out of it and broke 5 ribs. Just hope that's my last 3.

04-03-2013, 22:04	#9
frosty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Yorkshire Vehicle: 98 Ford Maverick 2.7 tdi Posts: 204	Oops that didn't come out right, i meant to write tripped over and my chin hit the rad when the rad hit the floor .